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Tuesday, August 13, 2013

The View from Behind the Chair

In this edition: murder and sex, show-and-tell gone wrong, and a plea to the city's aldermen

Greetings, peeps!

Welcome to The View from the Behind the Chair is the only place you'll hear the things women only tell their hairdressers.

The Face in the Mirror hears all the secrets the ladies share while they're in the chair

And in this chair?

In the first chair, a source in the Yoknapatawpha County Sheriff's Department (her hair's a pleasure to cut) tells me detectives are close to making an arrest for the recent murder of Professor Douglas Reed, an Ole Miss faculty favorite. This news should come as a source of relief to the surprisingly large number of clients who’ve been reminiscing about “Doug” of late. Perhaps the sheriff’s department could have fast-tracked their investigation by starting with husbands, boyfriends, and fathers.

And in this chair?

In the second chair, a teacher at Oxford High School reports that one of the students started the school year by bringing in some pepper spray. Discovered at the Mid-Town Shopping Center that morning according to the student, the pepper spray was believed to be empty until the student decided to relive that kindergarten standard, show-and-tell, much to the distress of all nearby. Fortunately, all emerged without permanent damage, after a very unpleasant hour or so.

And in this chair?

And in the third chair, a woman who looks ten years younger with help of her new highlights asked what she could do to convince the Aldermen that cold beer and light wine should be sold at hair salons. Any ideas, my peeps?


I'm just hearing, and I'm just saying.

Posted by The Face in the Mirror at 4:10 PM

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Whoever killed Dr. Reed came well prepared. Because if a scuffle had taken place with one person having a gun in their hand, then everybody in the building would have been aware a gun had been fired. But the killer was able to immobilise Dr....

Whoever killed Dr. Reed came well prepared. Because if a scuffle had taken place with one person having a gun in their hand, then everybody in the building would have been aware a gun had been fired. But the killer was able to immobilise Dr. Reed with the pepper spray and then press the gun to his body to minimise the gun shot sound. So the big question is,??? when did Dr.Reed say to Monte about the possible sabotage of the Hemphill/Carlson presentation.
This gave the killer the time to prepare for the possible confrontation by arming themselves with the pepper spray and gun. So Monte played a big part in what took place and has blood on his hands. That's my opinion and how I see the situation.

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