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Marty "Slim"
Rutgers was born on October 17, 1958 to Virginia Elizabeth Rutgers. Virginia's parents
died in a house fire when she was eleven and the young girl was
raised by her cousin, Bo Rutgers, and his wife, Merili, who had seven
children of their own. Virginia continued
living with Bo and Merili until Marty was three years old. One night,
neighbors reported hearing blood-curdling screams coming from the
Rutgers home. Virginia and Marty left the next day, Bo and Merili
claiming that Virginia had come across a snake in Marty's bed.
In exchange
for a room, Virginia worked in a series of boarding houses, doing
whatever no one else wanted to do. Virginia never let Marty out
of her sight and called him her little shadow. She investigated
the possibility of home schooling until administrators convinced
Virginia to enroll her son in the public educational system.
Despite being
twice the normal weight of his classmates, Marty appears to have
been invisible. Miss Edna Truesdale, his first grade teacher and
now principal of Oxford Elementary, has no memory of Marty although
she can talk for hours about each of his contemporaries.
His marks in
that and future years were "satisfactory" until he started
receiving grades which were straight Cs. He was not mentioned by
name in any of the yearbooks, outside of the listing under the obligatory
class photos. He received neither honors nor demerits or much of
any notice at all.
When Bo and
his entire family were killed in an automobile accident at the mud-wrestling
nationals held outside Atlanta, the house went to Virginia, their
only living relative, who moved back there with Marty just before
he graduated from high school. He resides there with her to this
day.
Marty's first
job was as janitor at the Southern Gentlewoman School of Expressive
Ballet and Tap. He buffed the floors for seven years until a sting
operation by the Yoknapatawpha County Sheriff's Department led
to the arrest of the school's manager on pornography charges. A
flustered owner moved Marty into the front office and told him to
start wearing a tie.
While watching
the young students on the new closed circuit television system mandated
by a court order, Marty noticed the teenage Barbara Dubois and he
soon thought of nothing else. Marty introduced himself to Susan
Dubois and said he could make her daughter a star. Susan jumped
at the opportunity.
Marty made calls
to talent scouts, casting companies, and modeling agencies. After
talking to seven people, he decided that Barbara should compete
in local pageants while she polished her image. When informed that
Barbara had been winning local pageants for years, Marty promised
Susan that Barbara would soon be winning better local pageants.
By the time
the ink on the coaching contract was dry, Susan realized that Marty
had nothing to offer. Susan desired to keep her mistake, and
Marty, quiet. She drew up a second contract with the help
of Barbara's sponsor, Sam Tuttle of Tuttle Confections, which stipulated
that Marty would remain silent and deep in the background. With
the alternative being charged with fraud, Marty agreed. Sam then
announced that he had put up the money to hire the most expensive
coach available, an eccentric recluse who had been behind some of
the biggest names in the world.
It was around
then that Marty's mother, Virginia, joined the Church of the Holy
Rebirth and confessed publicly to sins of the flesh. According to
her testimony before the two other members who made up the congregation,
she had taken part in unnatural relations and had passed that corruption
on to her infant son.
Several months
later, Barbara suddenly told her mother that she didn't want Marty
hanging around the Southern Gentlewoman School of Expressive Ballet
and Tap any longer. Susan and Sam convinced the school to let Marty
go and then hire him as a technical consultant at a weekly salary
of one dollar, to be paid by Barbara's sponsor.
Marty applied
for a job at a nearby catfish farm and was hired for
the
midnight shift. He holds the same position today.
Whenever Barbara
won a pageant, the press tried to reach Marty but their messages
were always returned by Sam. Marty was out of the country and unavailable
for comment, presenting a lecture on the uses of blush at a conference
in Switzerland or explaining advanced pageant theory to a Geisha
school in Japan.
Since no one
in the pageant world had ever seen him, everyone was shocked when
he lumbered into the Yoknapatawpha County Literature Festival and
announced that he was Barbara's coach.
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